Thursday, March 27, 2008

Carpool Carpool.... What abt Rickpool?

For the last 10 days there have been infinites articles and placed articles Mumbai Mirror, Hindustan Times, DNA, Mid-Day etc on Car Pool, how much fun Carpooling is, Car Poolers are a happy lot etc etc .

Some paid stories : )

http://www.mid-day.com/web/guest/lifeatwork/lifeatwork/article?_EXT_5_articleId=1059487&_EXT_5_groupId=14

http://www.mid-day.com/web/guest/opinion/columns/article?_EXT_5_articleId=1032065&_EXT_5_groupId=14


Well, am not against Mykoolpool.com or carpool.com or the Promotion of these services but what bugs me is that these guys forgot one of the cheapest ideas of pooling… i.e Share-e-Rickshaw…. Not to be confused with Share-e-Punjab.


Rickshaws beat Cars hands down when it comes to VFM and convenience.
• Rickshaws run on CNG which is cheaper and cleaner than Petrol which most cards guzzle.
• Rickshaw have the latest jhankaar music, no car even with the best Kenwood or Bose speakers can beat.
• Rickshaws can go thru Shankar Gully but cars cant.
• You can park Rickshaw anywhere, You might go mad finding a parking place for your car.
• Rickshaws don’t get towed away.
• Cars have A/c… Rickshaws are Aircool.
• You can update yourself on the MNS v/s Bihari/UP war in the Rickshaw and ask questions like Rajdeep Sardesai.
• You are saving India’s FoRex Reserves.

On the flip side :
• Hijras can feel you at every signals
• BEST Buses & Trucks fart emissions in your face
• Every other Rickshaw passengers tries to ogle or try to catch a glimpse of every rickshaw passenger hoping it’s a maal female…
• Bad roads can hurt your balls and abs near Sakinaka, Chincoli Bandar, Powai
Having said that there still remains the cheapest way to travel in Bombay , Take the Railway pass or BEST Bus which promises unlimited travel for less than 500 per month. : )
Btw I travel by Bus, Shared- Rick, Local Train and occasional Car : )

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

8 things we've learned from watching porn

Got this via SMS : )

 

1.Women wear high heels to bed

2.Men r never impotent

3.Women always orgasm when men do

4.All women r noisy fucks

5.Man always groan OH YEAH when they cum

6.A common & enjoyable sexual practice 4 a man is to take his half erect penis & slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

7.Asian men don’t exist

8.Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers & finds a cock there

Monday, March 24, 2008

Mad HDFC ATM

Borivili ATM swallows plastic, belches paper

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1157384

 

Am not surprised this is in my area of Borivli,  some morons must have fed it  Bubble gum or nakli notes : )

Good Deal!!


Western Digital 160GB USB Portable Hard Drive
Got this sexy Hard Drive at Anupam Bookstore for Rs 4200 wonly, Croma is charging 5200 for this same shit, total Loot!!

The moral of the story is dont just go by what the Advertisers feed you there are stuff cheaper than Next, Croma, Big Bazaar...

You may wanna check out http://www.compareindia.com/ , India's answer to Froogle.

Freebees & Mobile Mania

The madness of the Dot Com Mania is back, there are some crazy free Offers and SMS Sites, Websites offering or at least promising to offer Money or share in profits on the Web and Mobile all riding the bandwagon of SMS adverting.

Mginger : mGinger pays you for reading SMS on your mobile phones, ( i.e. @ 0.20 paisa per SMS received, 10 Paisa per SMS your referred friend reads, 5 paisa for SMS read by friends referrals

Sounds like Mobile Amway minus Investments
mGinger is funded by Draper Fisher Juvertson( DFJ), NEA Indo-US Ventures

www.mginger.com

Paymate – Giftmate

First of its kind mobile voucher which can redeemed on most of the ecommerce sites in India, once you sign up you get free gift voucher regularly ( Rs 100, Rs 250).
They are backed by Sherpalo &
Kleiner Perkins Caulfield & Byer.

http://www.paymate.co.in/

Youmint

Free SMS upto 80 Characters & refer your friends and get money.

Same on the lines on Mginger, not too many details given on the investors.
And yes they promise to
save INR 900 a month on your mobile bills !

Others Companies on Similar lines or Madness Levels..

Rupee Mail

http://bombaylives.blogspot.com/2007/10/rupeemail-money-for-reading-mails.html

Vakow

http://bombaylives.blogspot.com/2008/01/vakow-4-doz-who-luv-sms-fwdz.html

SMS Gupshup

If you know any other services like these, Do scribble in..
Cheers & Get Rich Soon

p.s The idea here is not to make fun of any ventures or services, rather make a list of options that a mobile user has if he wants to make moolah

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Monday, March 17, 2008

Another reason to do Yoga.

Random/dumb Thoughts

·         MTV roadies 5.0 is all about  hot mean bitches rather than Bikes and attitude, the only chic (Parbjot) who could ride a bike is voted out while the padded ones are still batting.

·          Will the Commies support China on Tibet ala  1962

·         What happens to the honest farmer who repaid his loan, does he get anything for being a nice guy?

·         Kashmir Singh’s disclosure to the media has screwed the chances of all Indian languishing in  Pakistani jails

·         Gold at 13K , Indian weddings would now need Z plus security.

·         The current problem in Goa is due the fixation for Gori Chamdi, Goa still is the best & safest  place in India.

·         Am trying to figure out Mginger, it says I’ll get paid for receiving SMS ads.

·         BMC’s fine for littering is 200 bucks, Shitting on the road = Zero fine

·         I wish the government- media took pains to understand SSC – HSC student, it’s sad to read many trying to end their life over these exams. All da best to ya all.

·         I put glow signs, My room is now like Nehru Planetarium

write , delete, pause, scribble.....

I start writing something, then I get bored and I delete.. then I pause, ponder then scribble again…

 

Things seem so damn boring these days, Has it something to do with the markets & rolling.

 

I wish I had the answers, until then am closing my eyes and meditating and also trying to walk on the path of Siddha Yoga.

 

 

Monday, March 10, 2008

Presentation on Mobile VAS in India

Nice presentation on Mobile VAS in India by Stanford University & BDA.

It's titled 'Mobile Vas In India' and you can view it here.


Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Michael Clayton


Michael_clayton, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Oscar winner Michael Clayton is George Clooney at his very best, This legal thriller is something like Erin Brockovich...Totally Smooth and Slick...

Am not sharing any spoilers, If you want pls check wikipedia :))

I would give 4/5.

Loved what Micheal Says "I'm Shiva.. God of Death"

Monday, March 03, 2008

Follow me... On Twitter!!


[follow me on twitter]

Twitter is the simplest and best way to follow daily happenings & world around me.

And do check it out yourself, they have also started the Indian short-code (5566511), One can also access via wap (m.twitter.com) and IM (twitter@twitter.com).. So its damn sexy!!


Birdie Pic via Gaping Void :)


Man bashed for helping foreigners


http://www.mid-day.com/web/guest/news/mumbai/article?_EXT_5_articleId=1023370&_EXT_5_groupId=14

Maazgaon resident, Akbarali Badakhshani is a real hero,  I  hope the shady taxi driver's & Rickshawallah's are punished for their act...  Dadar, Kurla, VT , Airport everywhere foreigners and out station visitor is conned, cheated and robbed..

Acts like these give fodder & petrol for parties like MNS and Shiv Sena .


For a second I thought they were our friends from the signal.

http://specials.rediff.com/sports/2008/mar/03sld1.htm


No its not them.. Its Serena and Venus, the best aces in women's Tennis :)



Random thoughts and sparks of madness

  • Capital Gains tax at 15%, does it really matter... did we ever pay that ??
  • Bhajji is my man of the Series, he single handed took on the Aussies with the Doosra, Maa ki and Monkeys... Jiyo Bhajji, Khao Bhajji!!
  • Markets are expected to be quiet this year, says Rakesh Jhunjhunwala.. One can surely believe his words, he was the one who said markets will touch 20k when it was 5k .
  • Mhada houses are not bad, Where else will you get a bungalow for 18 lakhs in Bombay.
  • Virgin Mobile is here in India, will mobile users now be called Virgin Users?
  • Can we shoot the fuckers shitting on the streets of Bombay??
  • People have seriously forgotten the art of forwarding  SMS,  sms SUB BOMBAYLIVES to 9901554321 is another option :)
  • Can someone create a portal for comparative shopping between More, Fresh, Spinach, Subhiksha, Spencers, Big Bazaar, Damart, Haiko etc... Lets have the baap of all price wars.
  • Why do Dogs chase cars and rickshaws at night and pee on them during daytime?
  • I have tons of movies on my LAN, No time to watch it.. Do lemme know if you wanna come over and leech the LAN.
  • I'm trying hard to quit Red Meat and Chicken.. I dunno if its the meditation effect or taste buds :)
  • No good movies releasing at all... All Oscar movies seem to be fuckall.
  • Mumbai Barcamp 3 is in Sion on March 8th... Sion seems so faraway..
  • My Childhood friend Visu called after a long time, He is the guy who made a parachute and jumped from a tree...Original piece he is :)

Stay happy and do good... Peace, Bliss and love :))

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Khau Galli Gone

http://www.mid-day.com/web/guest/news/mumbai/article?_EXT_5_articleId=1017415&_EXT_5_groupId=14

All stalls at city's most popular food street near Cross Maidan demolished. Road planned to turn Mumbai into Shanghai

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Comment in Rediff on today's match.


When Sachin plays well, its an easy match.

Whan Sachins gets a low score, its a tough match and Sachin did not perform under pressure.

Ours is a funny country aint it?


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Every time the media decides Sachin should retire, he does the talking with his bat... Sachin is God :))

Abhi picture baaki hai,  Ass trail ia se muqabala hona hai !!

Btw I'm wondering about the missing hero's of Indian  cricket L. Balaji,  Hrishikesh Kanitkar, Joginder ?? Aapan yana pahilat kaa? i.e Have you seen Yana Gupta?

MTV Sidey's 5.0

I juss love the crap tasks n stunts  n bitches of MTV Roadies... total time-passs stufff, it's one of the most meanest and bitchiest shows on Indian TV right now...
Delhi girls seem to be toughest & meanest in India, Bombay gals seem to have take a beating :))

Bombay gals wake up, get mean, get evil, get bitchy... we love it :))

For more gyan on MTV Roadies :-
http://www.mtvindia.com/roadies/

Happy B'day Daddy

My dad turns 1 today.... we'll according to shastras after 60 one's second childhood begins technically he is 1 year old :)), next year maybe I shall gift him crayons n color pencils :))

Happy B'day Daddy, keep ur Sun Shining & may Reliance Power give you all the brightness!!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Arabikatha - Mallu Movie






Arabikatha’ is the story of Cuba Mukundan (Sreenivasan) a staunch impractical communist who knows nothing but hartals and strikes, After being cheated by fellow Commies he is forced to go to Dubai like all Mallus to make money & repay the loan, where he meets a Chinese chic falls in love with her as like all Commies who love China and Cuba.

And yes he is further cheated in Dubai big time by fellow mallus, so true its mallus who fuck mallus :)..
The movie is like a slap to millions of Mallus and some Bongs who still live in the Communist Ideology and will not adapt to any changes that have happened in the World and the communist Movement at large.
Communism was a decent movement during the 60's the era of zamindari system and food shortage, I don't think it has any place today..even Russia and China have turned big time capitalists.
Communism might be wiped of the map of the world but am sure it will still be there in India.. i.e Bengal and Kerala.
Lal Salam :)

Srinivasan has done an excellent job, the man rocks even minus his comedy acts, Lal Jose deserves credit for this excellent movie.
Ratings : 4/5
p.s This movie was released in 2007, I managed watch it yesterday, So it can be a bit of baasi news for many :)


On a tangent note... One is Srinivasan another is Sheikh Saad Al Abdullah Al Salim of Kuwait, Mallu connexion ??



Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Sad day for Indian & Bombay Hockey

After Dhanraj Pillay its Viren Rasquinha.

Miffed Viren Rasquinha gives up hockey
http://www.mid-day.com/web/guest/sports/news/article?_EXT_5_articleId=902846&_EXT_5_groupId=14

Even in I.C Colony(Borivli) where I live, which like Bandra and Orlem is a hockey crazy place' I haven't seen any Rink Hockey tournaments or Hockey Matches in ages.

Really sad stuff for something we call the National Game.
:(

2 Mad Movies - The Angrez & Hyderbad Nawabs.





The Angrez & Hyderabad Nawabs are super mad movies in Hybderabadi dialect.

The movies are sheer madness, spontaneous, fullto free usage of gaalis never ever seen on any Bollywood movies, gaalis of the likes of maa-behen and chu used widout timing but wid finesse... yes the movie is slapstick, at times forced humour, NRI accents are fake and fuckall, cleavages are shown at every non critical scene.

You may wonder if this movie is so fuckall then why is such a craze... Well its like Hyderbadi Culture and accent, Every person who hears it falls down laughing.. in true slapstick style..

cut 2 the point... If you have access to Torrent or local VCDwala get the movie and watch it, and yes pls leave you fuckall intellectual and analytics brain somewhere while watching these masterpieces

Mast Ali aka Salim Pheku is the star & show stealer noone in Bollywood comes even remotely close to him :)

wiki links :-
** Warning Spoilers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angrez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyderabad_Nawaabs

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

BarCamp at Techfest IIT Bombay

Via vivek khandelwal

For all those who are passionate about Startups and related

eco-system, Web 2.0, Rich Internet Applications, Flex, Mobile
Technology, iPhone, OpenSocial, Facebook Applications, Android,
Service Oriented Architecture, Mash-ups, Semantic Web, Open Source
Technology or Open Standards, programming in general or about any
other technology...Techfest 08 presents third student barcamp
BARCAMP TECHFEST l Student Level
with speakers you wud die to hear from
Mr. Atul Chitnis founder of FOSS
Mr. Jon maddog Hall the director of linux international
wud be fun to see the lords apeak at barcamp.
be there ..
www.barcamp.org/techfest
for more details on techfest
log on to www.techfest.org

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

2 new words added to the English Dictionary


Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1.Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)
1.Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see bucknor

 

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Be Happy :)

Got this fwd from Meera
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

In other updates :
I've quit Myzus. (2000-2008).

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Vakow - 4 doz who luv Sms Fwdz


If you love receiving sms fwds then do this
I'm posting SMSes on www.vakow.com - a community of ppl who luv SMS Forwards.
sms SUB BOMBAYLIVES to 9901554321 to subscribe.

* Subscribing will cost you 1 normal sms (0.50 P) and not premium rates like the other sites.
** some of the jokes are non-veg , so it would be nice if your are +18 :)
*** For those who came in late, Receiving SMS is still free in India


Sales Pitch - Andheri Station

I heard a guy scream Deo-Deo , bees Rupya, Deo-Deo bees Rupya....
 I was like wtf must be some shady deodorant or perfume, then  he continued further Deo-Deo  deo-deo ..........Audio-Video.. bees rupya.

He was selling pirated Mp3s and DVDs :))







Sunday, December 30, 2007

Lethal SMS

09370096007 plz cal me on this no. Now. Its urgent..plz

Call this number and figure out yourself.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Sai Baba - Wall Calendar 2008


Saibaba.Org is giving out Wall Calendar's  free including free shipping for all Shirdi Sai Bhakts and loved ones.

Please request your copy online by visiting https://blogger.saibaba.us/gift.php

Om Sai Om.

Taare Zameen Par


Taare Zameen Par, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

I dunno whether all children are special or not but Darsheel Safary as Ishaan Awasthi is truly special.

Aamir khan's maiden directorial venture is about problems of dyslexia and a child's creative genius supported by an Art Teacher.

Aamir & his team has given a good deal to the viewers.

I would give 3.5/5

p.s I find Aamir bit pakao coz of his certain views on boycotting Filmfare but going gaga 8 sucking up over Oscar awards & Narmada Dam issue.

Kingfisher Calendar 2008

http://www.kingfishercalendar.com/2008/index.html

Welcome 2008, The king of good times Calendar :))

Cant post the pics, as Ub intends to screw n sue copyright violaters, Dekko on the site directly.

Cheers n Merry x'mas !!

Gauri Khan - Vogue


18first, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Now the missing piece in SRK Red Chillies Entertainment has been completed... Gauri looks stunning and will surely give all the heroines a run for their money.

Gauri would surely be the heroine of 2008 :))

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Shaadi Mubarak Ho - Roshan & Hemisha

Roshan & Hemisha, 2 of my very dear friends got married today, I wish them a very happy & loving married life and prosperity.

I couldn't attend the wedding as my Brother had to be admitted to the hospital,
My new cuff-link wala shirt shall be worn on someother day.

Am listening to Yesudas's Harivarasan.

A day of mixed emotions I say.

cheers

World’s biggest wealth fund


No surprises here... Saudi's are here with thier shopping bags..
The $900 billion fund is bigger than the current title-holder Abu Dhabi, I'm sure India will be one of the key shoppping targets Oil, FMCG, Constructions. real estate, defence .

Rs 3,60,000 crore, yes thats the game size.

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/506693-saudi-plans-worlds-biggest-wealth-fund

Welcome Welcome!!


movgal200532, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

An out n out komedy.... superb times pass... except for the title songs all theother songs are craps...
Nana & Anil Kapoor rock on.. The plot is not the best but good enough to keep you in splits.

Keep your thinking hats at home and go watch it.

3/5

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Hibernation - Not Really!!

You must be wondering why the trickle of posts for the last 2 weeks, well 2 reasons a) I still haven't managed to get an internet connection at home b) My office has blocked all sites of popular interest like blogs, market watch, news etc.

I do have enabled blog post on my mobile thru Webaroo but do face some problem posting it and cant attach images etc and it make it look like Twitter.

Have been working on some cool research tools and ideas on the stock market with a couple of friends and also intend to watch my list of DVD's which are lying idle in my shelf.

Also intend to finish my Book reading target which has been delayed like the Planning commission's target to the Government.

p.s Do read the Dhando Investor by Mohnish Parbai, Do let me know if you need it.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dus Kahaniyan - Twenty 20 of Bollywood




10 compact Zipped stories, 6 directors , 1 brave effort... though the move din't do well at the box office, I appreciate Sanjay Gupta effort and like the overall package.

I would give 3/5 .

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Jay Leno unplugged....

This is something that you dont expect from Jay Leno, I'm sure this inspires something to we Indians too, I would atleast expect Shekar Suman to wake up and write something on these lines :))

original link fwd by Meera G.
FREEDOM
FREEDOM; Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right.

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, "What we are so unhappy about?''

Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?

I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate
case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings.

Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.

I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

The commander in chief of an al-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a "general" discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country.

There is exponentially more good than bad.

We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day or at least be thankful and appreciative."

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" ~ Jay Leno

Friday, December 07, 2007

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Voter ID Card Mumbai campaign


Bombay Addict has compiled this info damn neatly

The following ad appeared in yesterday's HT.


For those who want their names included/amended, you now have only two weeks to ensure you get this done. (also read this)

In case you've not received the notification at home for this exercise, here's what you should do:

1. If you know your assembly constituency, then go to your polling station given below (Source: Chief Electoral Officer Website). Click on the image for a larger view.


2. In case you don't know your assembly constituency, then
(a) 1. For those in Mumbai City (i.e. from Colaba to Mahim): please visit the Mumbai City Collector's website (click here)

2. For those in Mumbai Suburbs (i.e. from Bandra to Dahisar): please visit the Mumbai Suburban Collector's website (click here)

Call these numbers and ask for further details.



Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Trauma Log - Fuckal Reliance Wimax

This is the trauma I went tru for 3 months thanks to Reliance Wimax - (Apologies for the lenghty logs as the logs are written in anger & frustration)

aug 8th 2007
Gave application form to Sanjay ( 9821291681), Application number 13000010006729, authorization slip number 160112
was told will get in 10 days (18th Aug 207)
later one week more.. as shortage of wimax devices in Borivli area. (25th Aug 2007)
one month later (10th Sep 2007)
sanjay said he will follow up, and put my matter in high priority
(Mid Sep 2 calls from reliance call center, verifying the booking and address, assurance that connection will be done in a week.
Calls to sanjay continue..
Sanjay gives me number of another person(Sachin 93205 82610, 30685108) , who me number of someone who handles between dahisar and bandra
after call continuously for 2 weeks finally someone comes and fixes the antenna and plugs it to my laptop, but cites base station is having some problem (28th Sept0 .. they will return tmrw
2 engineers come the next day (29th Sept), spend the whole day figuring out and goes back.
next day is Sunday, then Monday, then Gandhi jayanti, No one turns up....I ask sachin to send his person, sachin assures me someone will come. no one comes for the next 3 days.
on the 4th day when I say I don't need the connection some one turns up and the internet connection starts working, for about 2 hours ( 5th October), Since then I have been passed from one line to the another from the Reliance call Center to the Technical support in the call to the Mumbai Suburban aren in charge.
Sanjay called me on 8th saying that there was a problem at Reliance end and many subscribers faced the same problem and the problem was expected to be rectified in an hour.
Reliance Call Center refuse to take my complaint as they haven't yet received the subscriber Id details which was given by the Technician who set up the connection in my house. I have been trying to get some help from the call center in vain for 4 days.
01.45 am 15th nov, 207... net is still not working, the technician dint turn up nor did anyone call.
I have received and paid the bill tough, I don't want to be tortured anymore by these fuckers, I will disconnect the internet connection tomorrow.
unable to contact dhcp server 01.54 am
subscriber Id 369626718870, this is the same subscriber id which the reliance call center doesn't have but the same id did log in for 4 hours on 5th oct and 8th October
I have a simple request, please spare me the agony of the internet connection and kindly refund my subscription amount.
18th October, internet is down once again...
19th October , Sachin is not reachable and no longer works in the area.
20th October , I'm trying to raise a complaint...

net down for three days (8,9,10 nov)
bill received 12 nov 2007.
no net on 13/14th nov 2007
the customer service female refuses to transfer line to the tech dept, citing since I have complained I cant speak to the tech support, they are working on it types.
37.30 call with customer service. problem not yet resolved, they said the field engineer will call me.
15th nov.. no engineer turns up...
spoken to 3 senior supervisors, no respite all same words "we are escalating the same"
The call center guy refuses to transfer line to technical dept.
Am fed up, I am canceling the same.

Now that I've cancelled the same, The customer service lady said that I would still be billed for the month, Balls am gonna give the bill.
The reliance guy called me to collect the modem n cable, I told unless I get the 500 bucks refund I wont give the equipment as there is no guarantee Reliance would honor its commitment. The guy laughed & agree that the Wimax connection is fuckall and he would collect it later once I got my deposit back .
The employees are not at fault for having a such a shady sub standard product but can't help it, money does not grow on trees.
I will try my best to make sure that my friends and loved ones do not have endure the torture of getting a Reliance internet connection ever.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Can you believe it?


Can you believe it?, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Kerala has a (maybe more, who knows?) Ferrari registered as a Taxi. its called "Comblete dizazter"

Fwd via Meera G

Master Juggling by Congress


Running the country with 12 problematic alliance partners
Crude Prices at all time high
India has managed to keep inflation low at below 4 % (even though its a bit flawed as India used WPI for calculation), I think the government has done a decent job in the last 3 years.

Now home loan rates and unemployment rate needs to be tackled before we aim at achieving the much talked about 10% Indian (Hindu for right wingers) rate of growth.

What needs to be seen if the government is serious about 9% & 10% investment in Infrastructure and Eduction, if that achieved many other problems would automatically be solved....

I'm sure our PM with his team of smart guys (montek singh, chidambaram, sam pitroda, jairam ramesh, mani shankar aiyar, murli deora etc ) will have better answers..

Hoping for a better India where Congress and BJP will work in tandem towards the Sensex, its investors and the janta janardhan at large.

:)








Friday, November 30, 2007

Startup News : Kunal acquires Sniff Games

My friend Kunal Sheth has just acquired 100% of Sniff Games a USA based free online gaming company.

The financials and deal-size has not been disclosed :P, He launched GameBajao.com (alpha release) last week and aims to make a popular gaming site for all game freaks.

What is GameBajao?,
GameBajao is the news/reviews aggregation website which will be powered by some of the best gaming websites in the world. It will be one stop shop for any news content from the various resources.

I find the name gamebajao bit funny coz its to its pondy double meanings :))


http://www.gamebajao.com

http://www.sniffgames.com

Congrats and all the best for your venture.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Written behind a superslow Rickshaw.

" हा असाच चालणार !! "

This guy was in his own world, driving really slow at 30 kmph in Aarey, Goregoan. Least bothered about the passenger, I think he must be from Poona.

World's first kebab cake...


World's first kebab cake..., originally uploaded by Bombayite.

yes, its Dubai again... I think it should be a deadly combo ...

here's da story.
www.ahlanlive.com/729-the-spice-is-right

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I'm :)

  • O Jerusalem!
  • The Dhandho Investor: The Low - Risk Value Method to High Returns
  • Nuts! Southwest Airlines' Crazy Recipe for Business and Personal Success
  • Lonely Planet India
Finally my books have come from Amazon, looking forward to reading it with a few pegs of Black :))

'Greed is Good'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOUlBXrzik

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right; greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

Gordon Gekko's famous "Greed is Good" speech to the shareholders of a company he is attempting to take over in the Oliver Stone masterpiece Wall Street.

And yes 2007 is the 20th anniversary of the epic movie on the markets.

Conspiracy Theory : Did the 1987 Black Monday Crash have something to do with movie?

Sequel
On Saturday May 5, 2007, the
New York Times reported that a sequel film entitled, Money Never Sleeps, is currently in pre-production. Michael Douglas will reprise his role as Gordon Gekko; however, both Charlie Sheen and Oliver Stone will be absent from the sequel.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Kindle: Amazon's New Wireless Reading Device




Its claimed to be the future of book reading, something like what the IPod did to the music business.


Product Overview (Cntrl C, Cntrl V from official site)

  • Revolutionary electronic-paper display provides a sharp, high-resolution screen that looks and reads like real paper.
  • Simple to use: no computer, no cables, no syncing.
  • Wireless connectivity enables you to shop the Kindle Store directly from your Kindle—whether you’re in the back of a taxi, at the airport, or in bed.
  • Buy a book and it is auto-delivered wirelessly in less than one minute.
  • More than 88,000 books available, including 100 of 112 current New York Times® Best Sellers. New York Times® Best Sellers and all New Releases $9.99, unless marked otherwise.
  • Free book samples. Download and read first chapters for free before you decide to buy.
  • Top U.S. newspapers including The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and Washington Post; top magazines including TIME, Atlantic Monthly, and Forbes—all auto-delivered wirelessly.
  • Top international newspapers from France, Germany, and Ireland; Le Monde, Frankfurter Allgemeine, and The Irish Times.
  • More than 250 top blogs from the worlds of business, technology, sports, entertainment, and politics, including BoingBoing, Slashdot, TechCrunch, ESPN's Bill Simmons, The Onion, Michelle Malkin, and The Huffington Post.
  • Lighter and thinner than a typical paperback; weighs only 10.3 ounces.
  • Holds over 200 titles.
  • Long battery life. Leave wireless on and recharge approximately every other day. Turn wireless off and read for a week or more before recharging. Fully recharges in 2 hours.
  • Unlike WiFi, Kindle utilizes the same high-speed data network (EVDO) as advanced cell phones—so you never have to locate a hotspot.
  • No monthly wireless bills, service plans, or commitments—we take care of the wireless delivery so you can simply click, buy, and read.
  • Includes free wireless access to the planet's most exhaustive and up-to-date encyclopedia—Wikipedia.org.
  • Email your Word documents and pictures (.JPG, .GIF, .BMP, .PNG) to Kindle for easy on-the-go viewing.


BOO!!

400 USD seems to be the most fcukall part of the product, I'm sure like the PS3 and iPhone they will reduce it to around 150-200 USD in six months time.

I will buy this if the sensex is good to me or if someone loves me and my amazon wishlist :))


More details on its site.

http://www.amazon.com/Amazon-com-kindle/dp/B000FI73MA

CM's of Karnataka - Big Names & Ball Talks

  • Bookanakere Siddalingappa Yeddyurappa
  • Haradanahalli Deve Gowda Kumaraswamy
  • Haradanahalli Doddegowda Deve Gowda
  • Somanahalli Mallaiah Krishna

Karnataka is the modern day Aaaya ram Gaya ram zone, the state politicians changes colours even before you can say their full name.

I don't know much about Karnataka politics but by friend Harsha thinks that Gowda is like shani to Karnataka state and its developments, I wish he never comes to the center or anywhere near Delhi.

I think Karnataka will do great under Presidents rule, Metro, Airport, Flyovers... this is Bangalore's golden chance :)

Can the president appoint Vijay Mallya as the CM, I'm sure whole of India will like it :)

Stock Ideas

Stocks on my watch-list.

Manugraph India
CMP 188

Compulink
CMP 22.70

Mangalam Drugs
CMP 19

Sterling Holiday Resorts
CMP 59

Vijaya Bank
CMP 78

Friday, November 16, 2007

Just wondering ?

How come Shiv Sena - VHP dint oppose the Pakistani team's tour to India, Does it have anything to do with Pawar at the helm of affairs?

Why is NDTV not condemning or reporting against the commies in West Bengal, biased reporting or do farmers in Nandigram less important than Muslim victims in Gujarat?

CNN IBN and Rajdeep rooting for Modi, Rajdeep wearing Saffron .. Samjhota, Setting ??

Who will test the drunk cops in Bombay?

Will Vasai - Virar become the next El Dorado for property thanks to MMRDA?

Everytime Sachin misses his ton, India wins.. what's more important ton or victory?


Biggest Rink Football Tournament in Bombay.


Times Super Soccer - 2007 @ Borivli, Bombay

The tournament is spread over four categories, namely ‘Open’, ‘Veterans’, ‘Under-16 boys’ and ‘Women’, with a whopping Rs 10, 00, 000 to be given away as prize money. Of course, it also offers a chance for the youth to interact with some of the stars of Indian football.

A maximum of 112 teams shall be enrolled on first-come-first-served basis. Other attractions such as Spot Penalty Shootout Contest, Tug-of-war Contest, Housie and a host of other contests for contestants and spectators to win prizes galore will also be in the offing.

• Where: St Francis D’Assisi School Grounds, Borivali West

• When: November 15 to 18 (last date for entries November 7)

Visit:
http://ms.timesofindia.com/ads/supersoccer/index.html or Vintage Football Club, Shop No 32, Royal Tower, I C Colony, Borivali (West), Mumbai – 400103

details courtest : WSP

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

STOKMARK - ATF Game


STOKMARK on the BBC Micro

This is a game for between one and eight players, each of whom tries to make as large a profit as possible by buying and selling shares on the stock exchange

http://www.bbcmicro.net/old-8bs/elecgame/businessgames.htm

We used to play this at home in 1990-93 on the BBC Micro which my uncle had bought for us.

This game, released in 1984 has had a great influence on me and my investment style & love for the world of markets, it still continues to thrill and amaze me.

I still have this Micro computer lying in my house, I don't think its alive any more, will try to revive it like Lazarus.

If you are a BBC Micro/ Spectrum fan then you should download the emulator and relive and play the classic games of the 80's
http://www.nvg.ntnu.no/bbc/history.php3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:BBC_Micro_and_Acorn_Electron_games




SLB will now be known as

Sanjay 'Neela' Bhansali after Saawariya :)

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Bhansali puts Mumbai to sleep - Video on Rediff iShare

The audience response to Saawariya after watching the movie...the feedback says it all ... No amount of Publicity, Big Banner, Star Kids, Award winning director can save you if the movie is bakwaas.



http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2007/nov/09video2.htm

disclosure : I haven't seen the movie, I'm juss too terrified to handle the black & blue in the whole movie which scared most of the unlucky viewers.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Om Shanti Om - 4/5




230 bucks = 1 ticket!!!
But it was truly worth every paisa.. total paisa vasool movie... total entertainment and filmygiri... SRK, Farah and Deepika have done a great job.

SRK has single handed carried most of the movie but Deepika is also damn gorgeous ... I think Aishwarya n Rani n Preity ka ho gaya Chutti.

The movie has a 70's story about a filmy reincarnation, the likes of Karz and filmy stories Bollywood kinda forgot to make after the 80's , neatly done, neatly shot, great retro designs.

Dard-e- disco is by far Shahrukh best ever dance number.

Another main reason for the paisa vasooli is the star ensemble... never seen before in the history of bollywood cinema, some of the stars in the movie.
* Shahrukh Khan
* Deepika Padukone
* Arjun Rampal
* Kirron Kher
* Shreyas Talpade
* Bindu Kamini
* Javed Sheikh
* Amrita Arora
* Malaika Arora
* Shabana Azmi
* Abhishek Bachchan
* Amitabh Bachchan
* Vidya Balan
* Mithun Chakraborty
* Juhi Chawla
* Priyanka Chopra
* Vishal Dadlani
* Bobby Deol
* Ritesh Deshmukh
* Dharmendra
* Lara Dutta
* Sanjay Dutt
* Subhash Ghai
* Govinda
* Jeetendra
* Karan Johar
* Kajol
* Karisma Kapoor
* Rishi Kapoor
* Tusshar Kapoor
* Arbaaz Khan
* Salman Khan
* Zayed Khan
* Akshay Kumar
* Urmila Matondkar
* Dia Mirza
* Dino Morea
* Rani Mukerji
* Amisha Patel
* Rekha
* Hrithik Roshan
* Shilpa Shetty
* Sunil Shetty
* Aftab Shivdasani

And yes dont run away after the movie ends, the credits are also really cool.
Farah Khan really rocks, Tali Bajao for her.

Also in a few weeks you will see an Om, Cross & Crescent Locket in every Tapori's neck.

Like they say ...Picture abhi baaki hai .....

Diwali Celebrations @ Home.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Diwali Orkut


orkut, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

The Diwali Orkut UI is juss amazing, very sleek and kickass stuff.. This is truly making Orkut Beautiful.

Emergency & Democracy

My views posted on Pakspectator, A Pakistani Blog
 
 
 

Happy Diwali


Happy Diwali, originally uploaded by Bombayite.