Monday, July 31, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Seriously, No Kidding... Apna government has gone Bonkers!!
Imagine thousands standing in line during Ganpati Bandhobast and Bandra Fair and million sideys waiting to get frisked and checked....
I wished they become BEST Conductors or Railway Ticket Vendors or BMC Staff that would atleast make thing smooth and hilarious :))
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/29/2006 02:58:00 PM
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Even before movies have been launched, Don, Umrao Jaan and Dhoom 2 have been written off as miserable flops in the Euro RSCG Bollywood Predictameter study. The study goes on to say that Munnabhai Lagey Raho will be a bigger hit than Kabhie Alvida Na Kehna. And last weekend’s, Emraan’s “The Killer” will make more bucks than Naseeruddin Shah’s directorial debut, “Yun Hota To Kya Hota”
Its a lesser known fact that EuroRsg invested huge amounts of money on a Filmy Dotcom and lost it big time.
I'm wondering if this is so correct then Euro Rsg should make its own movies with "Prosumers"
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/27/2006 04:25:00 PM
Last week after ages I saw a really funny movie, no its not a Hindi movie its a mallu movie "Udayananu Tharam"
Total kickass hilarious stuff Srinivasan and Mohan Lal ( Lal Ettan for Respect :) )
After a long time I saw a real natural Mallu comedy.
The movie is scripted by the man Srinivasan himself
Udayananu Tharam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For those who find this Greek, kindly take a chill pill :))
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/27/2006 03:35:00 PM
Innocents people pay the price while realy culprits might have already escaped.....
The trauma and the paranoia is driving Bombayites to crazy levels
People need to understand hitting innocent people wont solve the problem....
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/27/2006 02:09:00 PM
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Bombing for peace
Fcuking for Virginity
Boozing for nutrition
I pray to God to give our dear Indian government some sense, let the people's voice be heard!!
Our government is not bad, I guess some paranoid babu must have physced the hell of the Dot. Com mantri.
I love India, I love the antics more..
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/26/2006 05:12:00 PM
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/15/2006 05:26:00 PM
One of the first songs to start playing on the radio after a news update on the bomb blasts on Tuesday was Bambai Nagariya from Taxi No 9211, evoking tired laughter from a motley group travelling by car.
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/15/2006 03:43:00 PM
Thursday, July 13, 2006
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/13/2006 06:38:00 PM
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
We should outsource our defenses to Israel or at least some fucking thing from them.
Our Netas and their cronies will come n screw up Bombay even further, I wish we gave the Army the free hand to take care of our defenses, We need to wipe LET, SIMI or whoever is behind this cowardly acts.
Blasts Update : My Uncle was behind the Borivli, he is safe.
KK who was in the Mira Road Train, survived as he was in the second class compartment.
K.K. had a close encounter, he was in the same train which blasted, but in different dubba but he is fine by the grace of god.
He says his MAWA eating habit made him to go by second class from where he can spit out continously as he got a window seat in second class
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/12/2006 12:48:00 PM
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/11/2006 06:58:00 PM
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to resale the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract attention.
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is going; you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows' boobs in the shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.
Since milking the cow involves nipples the gov't decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow in on one side of the curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other or to hire females and train to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.
You have two cows. Some high gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The gov't tells you there is just one cow and not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the govt and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 month, decide to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same time so cut back on unemployment.
Do we really care ?
You have two cows, one is gay the other is a fanatic ! All the cows in the world hate these two cows, and these two cows hate the world.
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the gov't.
Yem ean System:
Both don't funcation since they are drugged up on "gat" 24/7.
Mallus in Gelf System : You have 2 cows one likes Mohanlal and other Mammooty and both hate Hindi movies.
Found this kickass stuff on http://beingqatari.blogspot.com/
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/11/2006 02:18:00 PM
Sunday, July 09, 2006
We are trying to get an ADSL line from QTel in our villa for the last 3 weeks and we haven't even completed 2% of the task.
First of all I need to get someone who has a Qatari RP, managed to coax my Jordanian friend who lives in our villa to lead on and take the connection in his name.
For some strange reason my company doesn't have the address and details of the villa we are living, I guess its due to the culture of PO Boxes in Qatar.
Things we need to get together for filing the application.
Street name, Street Number, Area Name, Villa Number, Electricity number, Water Connection Number and yes Neighbors Landline Phone number ( I guess its to trace the Exchange number)
And 300 Riyals.
Since I couldn't find any street sign board , I used http://www.gisqatar.org.qa/exploreEn/ and got the street name & number, Also our villa has no name or number, just something written vaguely in arabic, I guess its some holy saying or something.
Electricity number also done.
Hopefully in a day or two we shall manage to get the rest and submit the docs.
When will we go online, good question.... only time will tell.
We intend to use wireless routers or create a LAN and do the desi thing of sharing it between 4 guys :))
In Bombay the local cable operator who provides intenet can go live max in 2-3 days and never worries much about collecting payments, I guess this is what competition and opening of the economy can do for you.
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/09/2006 04:43:00 PM
email@example.com says (1:39 PM):
no probs re
i sent the mail
shiv sena is cool
it was protesting the bhiwandi attack against cops
firstname.lastname@example.org says (1:40 PM):
and it has burnt a police chowky in dadar
email@example.com says (1:40 PM):
shiv sena aaplich ahey re
at times they eat detergent instead of food and well, they start foaming like rabid's, business unusually usual.
Dont we love the Sena, more madness than beavis, butthead and Southpark gang :))
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/09/2006 04:32:00 PM
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation (BMC)
For emergency complaints like building or wall collapses, call 1916.
For fallen trees, short circuits or fire, call 101 or 23085991.
For drainage related complaints, call 1916.
Drainage control rooms: 23678109 (city), 26146852 (western suburbs) or 25153258 (eastern suburbs)
Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus: 22697330
Lokmanya Tilak Terminus, Kurla: 26502475, 25298499
Call 131 or 22005388
Air India: 28318888
Indian Airlines: 1407
Jet Airways: 56986111
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/06/2006 06:33:00 PM