Tuesday, July 31, 2007
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Makes Sense ...If you still haven't got it, Lemme try explaining it in a simple manner....
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Happy downloading, share and do the good Karma!!
Monday, July 30, 2007
Do you wanna partner.. partner .. do you??
I assume that all you guys know that this movie has been flicked from Hitch..
yes, its a damn fucking good flick, Even if you flick something flick it in style, Thats what David Dhawan has done.
Govinda's dance moves and dialog timings are just superb.. In the contest of the Tapori and Cool Dude, Tapori wins hands down.
As they say in Bombay "Govinda ne pura picture mein Salman ko khaya hai".. well not in gayish sense but by his superb paisa vassol performance which overshadows Salman who has given an average output.
Beauties Lara and Katrina also stand tall in front of Govinda and Salman who have worn heels to stand upto them ...
Rajpal Yadav performance also is timepass...
In short go and enjoy the timepass movie and laugh loudly :))
If you an intellectual please stay at home or wait for Gandhi my Father, releasing next Friday.
I give 3.5/5 Points... Definite Dekko !!
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/30/2007 12:23:00 PM
Friday, July 27, 2007
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/27/2007 05:20:00 PM
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/24/2007 04:37:00 PM
Bug : One main annoying thing about it is that while reading the feeds on bloglines or google reader, even feeds which are not updates shows as updated with 'n' number of new entries, causing suspesne and popat value at the same time.
But overalll feedburner rocks!!
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/24/2007 04:23:00 PM
Monday, July 23, 2007
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/23/2007 04:56:00 PM
Friday, July 20, 2007
- Has anyone invented an X-Ray machine to check the internal structure of Buildings and Houses so that no more Laxmi's Chaya accidents are repeated Where have all the plumbers and Cablewallahs of Bombay disappeared
- Militants attacked the Amarnath yatra pilgrim this year too.. WTF was the media, when will the bastard terrorists be wiped out
- 2 bhk flat in Deonar for 1 cr, wtf.. in kachra dabba
- Why is beer 30 bucks in Goa and 60 bucks in Bombay
- Why haven't the 7/11 bombers been caught & convicted
- Isn't Orkut is getting boring now.
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/20/2007 08:44:00 PM
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
This is where all the mayhem begins, Pic shot at Nalasopara, near Virar where crazy freaks not only sit on the rooftops of the train but also run and dance all the way till Churchgate
These fuckers die everyday but never deters others from doing doing this, this has something like a Fight Club Phenomenon.. Cops dont catch them for the fear of electrocution and sure death.
Also the railways has increased power of 25,000 volts in the new lines compared to the 1,500 volts of direct current presently, either way they are dead.
I'm sure Aerosmith would have never endorsed it, No one wants to Live on the edge widout Getting a Grip!!
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/18/2007 12:36:00 PM
Monday, July 16, 2007
This is expected from only Indian Ladies
They cannot miss their favorite T.V. Serial even if there is flood, storm, gale or earthquake!!!!
Look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.
(Got this as a email fwd from a friend)
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/16/2007 03:36:00 PM
This is the first time that all three Dharmendra, Sunny and Bobby Deol appeared in a film together
The Boxing scenes and the brief emotional scene are really cool, the movie is well shot and firangs dont speak hindi like other hindi movies.
As a fan of Dharam paaji and Sunny I really liked the movie, The dialogues and funny dance moves by Sunny and Dharmendra are really worth watching.
The boxing scenes are one of the best action scenes ever shot in any Bollywood movie.
Shilpa Shetty and Katrina dont have much to do in the movie, its all about Boxing and the Deols.
Definite Worth a Dekko...
I would give it 3.5/5
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/16/2007 12:10:00 PM
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
This happed while I was commuting to office today morning in the local
train, 3 taporis were hanging out and generally passing comments and doing
stunts. When the train started leaving Mahim Station one Tapori was calls
out a female on the opposite platform and points towards tapori number 2
and says "hey ladki ... yeh 2umko chedd raha hai .. 2umko item bol raha hai
", female is so confused doest know whether to throw chappal or laugh, but
she laughs and then Tapori number 3 says "Hasi to fasi"
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/13/2007 04:00:00 PM
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
No trace, no trail: $1000 sent to New York
I thought its some big time expose of CNN-IBN as they were showing teasers all day long and enticing people to watch the full report at night.
It turned out to be a simple hawala transaction, which CNN IBN shows in a very educated online tutorial manner, Hawala for Dummies types, which will benefit the 2% of the India's population who don't know what hawala is.
It infact gives solid publiCITY for the Hawala Guys, they must be thanking CNN IBN for showing their efficiency... its only time that the Hawala guys get Six Sigma and are invited for Prince Harry's Wedding.
I wish the new editors stop taking the people intelligence and talk to a few people on the street before doing a Sansani Expose.
Though Hawala is illegal and the government loses out on taxes and other income its the best options millions of poor labourers in Gulf and other parts of the world use to send money to their houses.
Yes the shady big guys who do illegal money laundering should be arrested, but when the big guys are the guys whom we vote there is nothing much one can expect.
If the government came out with a cheaper alternative to Hawala or Western Union no one would wanna use Hawala but kya kare.. majboori ka naam Gandhiji!!
WTF is Hawala
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/11/2007 01:45:00 AM
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
MiD DAY seven wonders of Bombay
1. Gateway of India
2. Chor Bazaar
3. Chowpatty Beach
4. Elephanta Caves
5. Sanjay Gandhi National Park
6. Queen’s Necklace
7. Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus
Da Article City of wonders
My own favorites would be Juhu Beach, Queens Necklace, Chor Bazaar and Haji Ali :)
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/10/2007 11:29:00 AM
Monday, July 09, 2007
The most crowded railway station in the world around 1 million of the total 5 million railways passengers who use the Bombay Local trains use this station everyday.
Cut 2 the Problem
Location : Dadar Flower Market, At the end of the flyover.
Hazaar People alight at Dadar to go to Worli, Prabhadevi, Sun Mill, Phoenix Mill, Kamala Mill, Raghuvanshi, Doordarshan, Sumer Kendra, Peninsula.
There are just no fuckin Taxis at the Phool Market, There used to be a Taxi stand which was removed by the Traffic Dept, people have to wait for atleast 20-25 mins and also fight to share the rare cab or call centre car.
There are no BEST buses either on the busy Tulsi Pipe Road.
I really wish the Taxi Union restarts the Taxi Stand and the Traffic Dept allows U turn below the flyover, This will benefit a large part of the million commuters.
Also If the rich companies in the vicinity can start a shuttle service for the benefit of its employees, public and also generate free public CITY :))
I will also write to Mr Quadros of the TAxi Union and also to the Traffic Dept, if need I will go to the high court, supreme court.. well ignore the last 2 places.
As for now I will always take the slow train till Lower Parel and walk to my office in Sun Mill Compound, no shanpatti till taxi problem is solved
Gutters & Roses @ Dadar Phool market
It only looks good, the beer was damn fuckall.. It think it was Arlem or some sadela brand.
Moral of the story - Stick to Kingfisher :)
The Sizzlers are good, order what you are comfortable eating and don't experiment much with continental and other uncharted territories.
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/09/2007 11:09:00 AM
Friday, July 06, 2007
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/06/2007 06:43:00 PM
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/04/2007 04:40:00 PM
Greenpeace will come to your house and hand over a free sapling and will also tell how to plant and nurture it.
Check it out and make da world a greener place and write to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org
This program is available in: Mumbai, Delhi, Chennai, Kolkata, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Pune & Chandigarh
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Monday, July 02, 2007
"Angarki Chhaturthi" is on Tuesday, 3rd July, 2007 and a large number
of devotees are expected at Siddhivinayak Temple and its adjacent
area. For smooth flow of traffic, some changes have been made in traffic
routes. To avoid inconvenience, road users are requested to take note of
1. NO RIGHT TURN for S.K Bole Road from Ghokhale Road at
Portugese Church Junction
2. NO LEFT TURN for Datta Raul Marg from Gokhale Road at
3. NO ENTRY for S.K Bole Marg from Agar bazaar towards
4. S.K Bhole Marg will be ONE WAY from Siddhivinayak Junction to
5. BEST Buses going towards Dadar Railway Station via
Siddhivinayak Junction will be diverted from to Kashinath Ghanekar
Chowk, Sayani Road Marg, Parel S.T Depot Junction LEFT TURN Ghokhale
6. NO LEFT TURN for Shanker Ghanekar Marg from Sayani Road at
Lenin Grand Chowk.
To guide motorists, Traffic personnel have been deployed at
strategic locations. Your cooperation with traffic police is highly
------------------------ Issued in public interest by Traffic Control
Branch, Mumbai Police at 87, Sir Pochkhanwala Road, Worli, Mumbai
400030. .For details please visit our website
www.trafficpolicemumbai.org and also watch brief information on VMS
Digital Displays at key locations all over the City.
All traffic gyan courtesy Meera G
posted by satish vijaykumar at 7/02/2007 11:35:00 PM