Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dance steps for Ganpati Visarjan

Mobil eMule - A Downloader's ultimate tool


My Friend Bhatta has just discovered a cool feature on Emule, he was ecstatic the whole evening yesterday on his eureka moment.

read on ...

Hi Satish,
Some findings about eMule P2P client installed in your system and Mobile Interface for the same.
Sometime back i have downloaded eMule p2p client. It has the option to enable WEB and Mobile Interface. So whatever downloads request you have made it will get reflected on web as well as mobile client. You can also initiate a new request again by searching either through mobile or web client and then finally get reflected in your system.
To do this you have to go to Options->Web-Interface->Set password for everything except for Guest login. Apply the settings.
If there is any error while applying, like eMule.tmpl cannot be loaded, then search for emule.tmpl into the eMule application folder "C:\Program Files\eMule". If you find that file, copy it into the "C:\Program Files\eMule\config" folder and then try to apply the settings again. Doing this will enable Web and Mobile interface.
Try to connect any of the server listed. Once you connect you will get the clientid, this client id will be your reference, when connecting through mobile.
Once you launch your emule mobile application, you will be asked for ClientId and Password. The clientid is the id you get while connecting to the server from you eMule client installed in your system and Password is which you have set while enabling Web Interface.
Now you are done. This is cool way to control your downloads while you are on move.

Makes Sense ...If you still haven't got it, Lemme try explaining it in a simple manner....

Imagine you don't have net at home or you have fuckall super slow internet at your house and you wanna download all the MP3, videos, software, pondy but cant do it , Enter Mobil Emule using GPRS on you mobile you can control a pc with high speed internet (preferably office pc with broadband) , you can start, pause and end download while commuting or boozing at your local waterhole.

Happy downloading, share and do the good Karma!!
WTF is Emule --> Read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMule

Monday, July 30, 2007


partner, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Do you wanna partner.. partner .. do you??

I assume that all you guys know that this movie has been flicked from Hitch..

yes, its a damn fucking good flick, Even if you flick something flick it in style, Thats what David Dhawan has done.

Govinda's dance moves and dialog timings are just superb.. In the contest of the Tapori and Cool Dude, Tapori wins hands down.

As they say in Bombay "Govinda ne pura picture mein Salman ko khaya hai".. well not in gayish sense but by his superb paisa vassol performance which overshadows Salman who has given an average output.

Beauties Lara and Katrina also stand tall in front of Govinda and Salman who have worn heels to stand upto them ...

Rajpal Yadav performance also is timepass...

In short go and enjoy the timepass movie and laugh loudly :))

If you an intellectual please stay at home or wait for Gandhi my Father, releasing next Friday.

I give 3.5/5 Points... Definite Dekko !!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Proto.in - Asia's Premier Technology Startup Showcase Event

The Softcopy of the Company Profiles of those who presented at Proto.in SE '07 are available for download at the website.  
 Click on the link on the homepage to download.
Among the companies featured am bullish on MDT, Tyroo, Rarefind, Wifin ,Thinxworks,  Lucid,  Hyper Analytix,
For those who came in late 
Update via Vijay Anand on Prototalk.


Thursday, July 26, 2007

Remembering 26/7

2 years ago Bombay was flooded under 6 ft of water
Today its a dry day, thanks to Ekadashi... all waterholes are closed today :))

I am a Malayali

Though not as cool as Ludacris  the song talks about being a Malayali, wearing a lungi and being a card holding member of the Marxist party. 

Download audio file (Malayali1_64kb.mp3)

Or download here

via Neha Viswanathan 

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Harry Potter Chugiri

I dunno why the world has gone gaga over the Harry Potter book and Movie, I have never seen any Harry Potter movie or read any book.. and don't even want too.. I dunno why i just find the whole thing a chutiyagiri process and a big scam... Even more I find the whole media hype and stupid coverage across the web, print n TV  damn annoying...
Am I the only person feeling so bugged about a silly potter...


Juss added Feedburner again on my blog, I had added it earlier but it was a free version now that Google has acquired it, all the premium stuff has become free.
wtf is Feedburner ?
Feedburner is a news feed management provider launched in 2004.[1] FeedBurner provides custom RSS feeds and management tools to bloggers, podcasters, and other web-based content publishers. Services provided to publishers include traffic analysis [2] and an optional advertising system. Though it initially was not clear whether advertising would be well-suited to the RSS format,[3] authors now choose to include advertising in two-thirds of FeedBurner's feeds.[4] Published feeds are modified in several ways, including automatic links to Digg and del.icio.us, and "splicing" information from multiple feeds.[5] FeedBurner is a typical Web 2.0 service, providing web service application programming interfaces (APIs) to allow other software to interact with it. As of June 22, 2007, FeedBurner hosted 779,820 feeds for 454,969 publishers.[6]

On June 3, 2007 FeedBurner was acquired by Google Inc., for a rumored price of $100 million.[7] (source wikipedia)

Bug : One main annoying thing about it is that while reading the feeds on bloglines or google reader, even feeds which are not updates shows as updated with 'n' number of new entries, causing suspesne and popat value at the same time.

But overalll feedburner rocks!!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Offloaded 70% Stocks

I've offloaded 70% of my stocks today, 2 primary reasons
a) I require funds
b) Got an insight from a knowledgeable source that there will be correction and they would also be be offloading part of their stakes.
Whether am Right or Wrong only time will tell, either way its doesn't matter I require funds for shadi other kharchas :))
P.s usually stocks tend to rocket once I've offloaded :))

Friday, July 20, 2007

Just wondering ??

  • Has anyone invented an X-Ray machine to check the internal structure of Buildings and Houses so that no more Laxmi's Chaya accidents are repeated Where have all the plumbers and Cablewallahs of Bombay disappeared
  • Militants attacked the Amarnath yatra pilgrim this year too.. WTF was the media, when will the bastard terrorists be wiped out
  • 2 bhk flat in Deonar for 1 cr, wtf.. in kachra dabba
  • Why is beer 30 bucks in Goa and 60 bucks in Bombay
  • Why haven't the 7/11 bombers been caught & convicted
  • Isn't Orkut is getting boring now.
    What are you guys upto... are you wondering about anything??
juss leave a scrap or scribble below

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Livin' on the Edge - Rooftop Commuters

This is where all the mayhem begins, Pic shot at Nalasopara, near Virar where crazy freaks not only sit on the rooftops of the train but also run and dance all the way till Churchgate

These fuckers die everyday but never deters others from doing doing this, this has something like a Fight Club Phenomenon.. Cops dont catch them for the fear of electrocution and sure death.

Also the railways has increased power of 25,000 volts in the new lines compared to the 1,500 volts of direct current presently, either way they are dead.

I'm sure Aerosmith would have never endorsed it, No one wants to Live on the edge widout Getting a Grip!!



Monday, July 16, 2007

Ektaa Kapoor effect

untitled, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

This is expected from only Indian Ladies

They cannot miss their favorite T.V. Serial even if there is flood, storm, gale or earthquake!!!!
Look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.

(Got this as a email fwd from a friend)


Apne, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

This is the first time that all three Dharmendra, Sunny and Bobby Deol appeared in a film together

The Boxing scenes and the brief emotional scene are really cool, the movie is well shot and firangs dont speak hindi like other hindi movies.

As a fan of Dharam paaji and Sunny I really liked the movie, The dialogues and funny dance moves by Sunny and Dharmendra are really worth watching.

The boxing scenes are one of the best action scenes ever shot in any Bollywood movie.

Shilpa Shetty and Katrina dont have much to do in the movie, its all about Boxing and the Deols.

Definite Worth a Dekko...
I would give it 3.5/5

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Gateway of India

Gateway of India, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Bombay - City of Dreams

Bombay - City of Creams, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

All pics shot by Deepthi.. Ten points to you :))

Bombay Skyline

Bombay Skyline, originally uploaded by Bombayite.


Gateway, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Taj Mahal Hotel

Taj Mahal Hotel, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

bhel stall

bhel stall, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

nehru centre

nehru centre, originally uploaded by Bombayite.


Boombai, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Funny Incident today

This happed while I was commuting to office today morning in the local
train, 3 taporis were hanging out and generally passing comments and doing
stunts. When the train started leaving Mahim Station one Tapori was calls
out a female on the opposite platform and points towards tapori number 2
and says "hey ladki ... yeh 2umko chedd raha hai .. 2umko item bol raha hai
", female is so confused doest know whether to throw chappal or laugh, but
she laughs and then Tapori number 3 says "Hasi to fasi"

Thursday, July 12, 2007


iphone -Last Supper, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

Lord Steve and his supper party :))

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Silly Expose by CNN IBN

No trace, no trail: $1000 sent to New York

I thought its some big time expose of CNN-IBN as they were showing teasers all day long and enticing people to watch the full report at night.

It turned out to be a simple hawala transaction, which CNN IBN shows in a very educated online tutorial manner, Hawala for Dummies types, which will benefit the 2% of the India's population who don't know what hawala is.

It infact gives solid publiCITY for the Hawala Guys, they must be thanking CNN IBN for showing their efficiency... its only time that the Hawala guys get Six Sigma and are invited for Prince Harry's Wedding.

I wish the new editors stop taking the people intelligence and talk to a few people on the street before doing a Sansani Expose.

Though Hawala is illegal and the government loses out on taxes and other income its the best options millions of poor labourers in Gulf and other parts of the world use to send money to their houses.

Yes the shady big guys who do illegal money laundering should be arrested, but when the big guys are the guys whom we vote there is nothing much one can expect.

If the government came out with a cheaper alternative to Hawala or Western Union no one would wanna use Hawala but kya kare.. majboori ka naam Gandhiji!!

WTF is Hawala

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

City of wonders

MiD DAY seven wonders of Bombay
1. Gateway of India
2. Chor Bazaar
3. Chowpatty Beach
4. Elephanta Caves
5. Sanjay Gandhi National Park
6. Queen’s Necklace
7. Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus

Da Article City of wonders

My own favorites would be Juhu Beach, Queens Necklace, Chor Bazaar and Haji Ali :)

Freak Ad in Moneycontrol.com

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Am sure he meant Alliance, I am lovin it!!! J


Monday, July 09, 2007

Taxi Woes At Dadar

The most crowded railway station in the world around 1 million of the total 5 million railways passengers who use the Bombay Local trains use this station everyday.

Cut 2 the Problem

Location : Dadar Flower Market, At the end of the flyover.

Hazaar People alight at Dadar to go to Worli, Prabhadevi, Sun Mill, Phoenix Mill, Kamala Mill, Raghuvanshi, Doordarshan, Sumer Kendra, Peninsula.

There are just no fuckin Taxis at the Phool Market, There used to be a Taxi stand which was removed by the Traffic Dept, people have to wait for atleast 20-25 mins and also fight to share the rare cab or call centre car.

There are no BEST buses either on the busy Tulsi Pipe Road.

I really wish the Taxi Union restarts the Taxi Stand and the Traffic Dept allows U turn below the flyover, This will benefit a large part of the million commuters.

Also If the rich companies in the vicinity can start a shuttle service for the benefit of its employees, public and also generate free public CITY :))

I will also write to Mr Quadros of the TAxi Union and also to the Traffic Dept, if need I will go to the high court, supreme court.. well ignore the last 2 places.

As for now I will always take the slow train till Lower Parel and walk to my office in Sun Mill Compound, no shanpatti till taxi problem is solved

Gutters & Roses @ Dadar Phool market

Dadar Station

Beer Tower @ Pop Tates

Beer Tower @ Pop Tates, originally uploaded by Bombayite.

It only looks good, the beer was damn fuckall.. It think it was Arlem or some sadela brand.

Moral of the story - Stick to Kingfisher :)

The Sizzlers are good, order what you are comfortable eating and don't experiment much with continental and other uncharted territories.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Random Cribs

Gujarat and Kerala in my opinion are the most fuckall governments  in India .. Gujarat because there is no fundamental rights, there is no booze available legally and Kerala coz of the Commies, they have just decided to ban Food malls and Hypermarkets citing people will be jobless.
I do know that Gujarat is India number 1 state in industry and Kerala is god's own country but I still find the governments in these states damn crazy who are making life miserable for the public.
I like the way the Pakistani Army is fcuking the radicals at Lal Masjid, I wish the Indian cops n army learnt a thing or two from them... Only in India do you se bhook hartals and bandhs and lobbying by CM's to save a terrorist who attacked our parliament.
Sensex just kissed 15000 points today, will be see a correction now  or will it touch 1600 this year??, anyone's guess ....
Tomorrow  Borivali-Virar 4 track will finally be a reality after more than 25 years in the making thanks to some fucking jhoppadpatiwalas and the politicians who delayed it. 
Yes I dint vote via SMS for Taj, I would rather buy a Parle G for the doggie in my building
blah blah... yawn......

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Read Mint Khao Mint!!

I've subscribed to Mint... The cool finance newspaper from HT & Wall St Journal ...I prefer Mint over ET  coz its easy to read in the train, is much more smoothly laid out and has good content.
They are currently having a deadly scheme you pay Rs 299 for the whole year.  Which works out to around 25 bucks which is less than half of the newsstand price of 60 bucks (@ 2 bucks per copy)
If you are into the recycling and raddiwallah game you would get  around 10-11 bucks for the 2 kilos
Call the Mint sales guy at 92213 27732 (Sanjay)  for more gyan and subscription.
If you still find it pricey you can always read it at www.livemint.com :))

Do your bit for the planet, Plant a Tree... Its Free!!

Greenpeace will come to your house and hand over a free sapling and will also tell how to plant and nurture it.

Check it out and make da world a greener place and write to tree@in.greenpeace.org or ahmer.siddiqui@in.greenpeace.org

G Ananthapadmanabhan
Executive Director, Greenpeace India.

By now, you've already heard about global warming and climate change. They're talking about it on TV, they're talking about it in the newspapers, they're even talking about it in their sleep.

What nobody's talking about is that ordinary people just like you have the solution in their hands... If you plant a tree, you cool the planet. It's as simple as that.

For over two years, Greenpeace has been successfully running the "Trees Against Climate Change" program across the country. You too can do your bit by planting a sapling, caring for it, and watching it grow over time into a tree that helps fight climate change.

And it's easier than you think. All you need to do is send in your name, phone number and address, including city of residence in reply to this email, and we will personally come over and deliver your sapling. We'll even provide you useful information on how to nurture and look after your sapling.

Best of all, it doesn't cost you a single paisa! So ACT now. A few more years and it might be too late.

This program is available in: Mumbai, Delhi, Chennai, Kolkata, Bangalore, Hyderabad, Pune & Chandigarh

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

A nice whacky Sivaji related SMS going around:

"Breaking news from South India... Car parking and cycle stand fee collection for Sivaji found to be more than the box office collection of Jhoom Barabar Jhoom..."


Monday, July 02, 2007

Traffic arrangements due to Angarki Chhaturthi on ( Tuesday) 3rd July, 2007

"Angarki Chhaturthi" is on Tuesday, 3rd July, 2007 and a large  number
of devotees are expected at   Siddhivinayak Temple  and its adjacent
area. For smooth flow of traffic, some changes have been made in traffic
routes. To avoid inconvenience, road users are requested to take note of
the same.

1.      NO RIGHT TURN  for S.K Bole Road from Ghokhale Road  at
Portugese Church Junction
2.      NO LEFT  TURN  for Datta Raul Marg from Gokhale Road at
Jakhadevi Junction.
3.      NO ENTRY for S.K Bole Marg from Agar bazaar towards
Siddhivinayak Temple
4.      S.K Bhole Marg will be ONE WAY from Siddhivinayak Junction to
Portuguese Church.
5.      BEST Buses going  towards  Dadar Railway Station via
Siddhivinayak Junction  will be diverted from to Kashinath Ghanekar
Chowk, Sayani Road Marg, Parel S.T Depot Junction LEFT TURN Ghokhale
6.      NO LEFT TURN  for Shanker Ghanekar Marg from  Sayani Road at
Lenin Grand Chowk.

       To guide  motorists, Traffic personnel have been deployed at
strategic locations. Your cooperation with traffic police is highly
------------------------ Issued in public interest by Traffic Control
Branch, Mumbai Police at 87, Sir Pochkhanwala Road, Worli, Mumbai
400030. .For details please visit our website
www.trafficpolicemumbai.org and also watch brief information on VMS
Digital Displays at key locations all over the City.

All traffic gyan courtesy Meera G