8 things we've learned from watching porn

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1.Women wear high heels to bed

2.Men r never impotent

3.Women always orgasm when men do

4.All women r noisy fucks

5.Man always groan OH YEAH when they cum

6.A common & enjoyable sexual practice 4 a man is to take his half erect penis & slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt

7.Asian men don’t exist

8.Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers & finds a cock there