Saturday, September 30, 2006

This is why I like sigfood.



Sigfood is the only place where you'll find dirty Beheram Bar in red light area posted after 400 bucks a piece sushi origami :))
Now great look n feel no psued graphics plan content.. Sigfood bole apna Food site!!.

And yes I shall keep u posted on the acquisition.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some
"assicons"? Here goes:

> (_!_) a regular ass

> (__!__) a fat ass

> (!) a tight ass

> (_*_) a sore ass

> {_!_} a swishy ass

> (_o_) an ass that's been around

> (_x_) kiss my ass

> (_X_) leave my ass alone

> (_zzz_) a tired ass

> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

> (_?_) Dumb Ass

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Malayali name formula

It has been a well kept secret for eons, but finally Itty Boben Jacob Elias Kuruvilla from Pazhookaville, near Thelmasherry, Kerala has consented to let us publish this classified Mallu formula, on the naming of Mallu kids.

1. Select a combination of both the mother's and father's names. eg: Suresh and Sharon = Susha, or Joseph and Beena = Jobi.

2. The addition of a 'mon' (meaning son) or 'mol' (meaning daughter) is optional. eg: Sushamol, Jobimon

3. To attach a modern anglicised feel to the names, the mol or mon can be replaced with boy or girl. eg: Jobiboy, Sushagirl.

4. For the politically correct Keralite family, mol and mon can be replaced by the universal 'kutty'(child), which can be used for both boys and girls! eg: Jokutty, Susikutty

Even parents having combination names can still give their children suitable names eg: Libi and Jobi = Lijo However, in the scenario where the parents already have combination names that cannot form more comprehensible child names. eg: Itty and Amukutty, would produce only Itam (which doesn't even sound like a name), or Amit (which is like Northie and stuff!!!!), then:

a. Use an English word like Baby, Merry, Titty, Pearly, Smiley, Anarchy, etc.

b. Use a combination of two English names that you think sound cool (but never cool enough) like Meredith + Gina = Megi, or Sharon + Darlene =Sharlene

c. Use a name from the Bible (and not Nebuchadnezzar! Use one that even Velliammachi can pronounce!) like Jacob, Sam, John, Joseph, Mathew, or Jijo!

d. Use a name that sounds like a cuss word but isn't. eg: Boben, Prussy, Shagi, JustinTimberlake etc.

Note: The use of the letter 'j' is useful in the naming of sibling where names that sound alike are a novelty. eg: Ajji, Sajji, Majji, Bhajji and Nimajji, or Sijo, Lijo, Jijo, Anjo, Panjo, Banjo!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Al Safa Juice Stall - Al Saad

This is place where I go for my daily breakers... I normally have the Hotdog, Omlette Sandwich, Sada Orange Juice or Cocktail...
All over the Gulf you will find small Juice Stalls like these which serves Sandwiches and Burgers at reasonable costs... 99% are run by Mallu Parters who share the responsibity of investments, cooking, delivery, accounts etc.

Also must try Cocktail Icecream Juice .

Sometimes I wonder why are these stalls not found in India ?

Al Safa Juice Stall
Fresh Fal-Fruits

Al Safa decor
Standard Must Have Decor in every Stall

Gyan @ Al Safa
That me giving some Gyan :)

Monday, September 18, 2006

Rediff has gone Crazy

But I still like this contest of theirs, They have the guts and first mover advantage to this.

Where is Osama? SMS us and win prizes

Some of thier likely upcoming contests are

1. Who killed JFK
2. Where is D Company's CEO
3. How is Smita related to the Thackeray's
4. Why is Rekha always with Farzana.

Whatever said Rediff must be surely make some moolah since junta can vote as many times as they want.

I wish the US goverment did a global SMS contest from thier reward booty to help in thier mission to find OBL and Al Qaeda.

Yesterday I saw the documentry on 9/11 Cover-UP. "Loose Change - 2nd Edition"

Check it out on Google Videos or Limewire.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Flickr - Moi juss went Pro!!

Flickr logo. If you click it, you'll go home
I've always been a fan of Flickr even before it was acquired by Yahoo.
Today I finally got myself a Flickr Pro account.
Having a Flickr Pro Account means I now have 2GB of bandwidth to use each month to get my photos on Flickr and can create as many photosets as I want.

Do check out My Photosets on Doha, Bombay, IC Colony, Myzus

  • Flickr
  • FlickrBlog
  • Flickrbits, a list of Flickr tools

  • I'm really sad!!

    pluto, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    Minor Planet Center (MPC) renamed Pluto as 134340

    Monday, September 11, 2006

    Saali - Shehzad Roy

    This song has hammering my head ever since I saw it last week on GEO TV.
    Total Kickass stuff by the Pakistani Singer. This is the perfect to have a few pegs and dance on the Street whther its a cricket match, Visarja, Holi or a Booze Bash.
    Watch it.
    P.s Its not about the Big Breasted Sally from 3rd Rock from the Sun.

    Sunday, September 10, 2006

    yap yap

    DSC00086, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    Me and Saijan.


    DSC00104, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    In the order of insanity L to R( Me, Anurag (bansi), Arif (Shatrubhai)

    Saturday, September 09, 2006

    Monday, September 04, 2006

    Russel Peters (kickass StandUp)


    Amazing standup India comedy in the US



    Just in case ..this has a PG rating…

    Holiday Rush Hour

    Holiday Rush Hour, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    Thousands of labourers from Salwa Ind. Area come to Sofitel Area to chit chat, shop, play lottery and eat.

    VadaPav Stall

    VadaPav Stall, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    There are only 2 Vada Pav places in Doha.. One here in Sofitel and other Bombay Chowpatty near AIrport

    The owner Hussian is an entreprsing Mallu who saw an opportunity in doing so :))

    Cost 1 QR

    Right now

    The Centralised A/c is not working in my office. Am sweating and am boiled like a Dirty Ratali.
    There are no Fans either outside is even worse.

    Sunday, September 03, 2006

    Dattatreya Reopens :))

    I loved eating Misal , Sabudana Vada & Piyush here ..He has a funy veg Samosa which I never figured out the taste. It was one of my favorite joints when I used to work in Shivaji Park.
    Once am back will say hello to the guys there.. There is one Raddiwala there where I used to stand and read all the Comics and Magazine :)
    I think Thackeray get 10 points for reviving it.

    The other Cool Joints in the area are Saibini (Malwani Food), Fansikar, Yeti, Prakash, Aswad, Surti (Samosa & Alluvadi, chinese pattice), Oven Fresh and ofcourse the Frankiewala near Shivaji Park :))

    I think Prakash Wagle should open a few outlets via the franchise method and chill-out on his retirement... Come to Dubai, Kai Manhtoss :))


    Chaand, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    Clear Sky, Not much Pollution, No Stars only the Moon :)

    Mosque Near my House

    Mosque Near my House, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    West Bay Doha

    West Bay Doha, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    Craz level of construction is currently happening in Doha. You'll see thousands of guys in Blue Suits all over the city.
    The city plans to build 450 skyscrapers, only 10% is complete.
    Majority of the labour is from the SAARC countries.

    City Center

    City Center, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    This is the place where 50% of Doha's population goes during weekends.
    Its a Big Shopping Mall with a Multiplex havig 14 screens and an Indoor Ice Skating Rink.

    Karate Orry

    Karate Orry, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

    Orry is the mascot of Doha Asian Games 2006, He plays all the games and is on every big bldg and Water Tower.