assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some
"assicons"? Here goes:

> (_!_) a regular ass

> (__!__) a fat ass

> (!) a tight ass

> (_*_) a sore ass

> {_!_} a swishy ass

> (_o_) an ass that's been around

> (_x_) kiss my ass

> (_X_) leave my ass alone

> (_zzz_) a tired ass

> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

> (_?_) Dumb Ass
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