Producing & Starring in your own Bollywood movie.

http://www.mybollywooddream.com

 

Mansoor Quazi, a 27 year old from Birmingham, has plans to become the next Shah Rukh Khan. The ambitious fan intends to turn fantasy into reality by producing and starring in his own Bollywood film  and has started by raising seed finance on Ebay.

He has already raised 4000 Pounds. 

Investors in his ventures would own shares in the company as well as other benefits in return for their investment.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if people bid to become the villain, vamp, comedian, Rapist etc.

This venture reminds me of Laxmi's  brother's  similar venture for "Kal Raat"  seeking total amount of 20 Lakhs from Friends and Contacts for share in his venture.
I shall get an update and post on his progress.

Nice Report : Morgan Stanley on Global Internet Trends

http://www.morganstanley.com/institutional/techresearch/pdfs/Trends040106.pdf

 

 

One Indian, On a bike, Around the world

http://www.bikingtheworld.blogspot.com/

The incredible journey of an Indian around the world on a motorcycle...
ALONE! Tracking him country by country, city by city, day by day

Bharadwaj Dayala, a 36 year old Indian from Vishakhapatnam (Vizag) flew out
from Bombay en-route to Tehran (Iran) with his Indian made motorcycle on
18th April. He will be going around the world ALONE on the motorcycle.

Relocated to Madinat Khalifa.

I've relocated to a new home in Doha, from Al Hilal to Madinat Khalifa.
The Gas, Fridge and TV havent yet been setup so we have rely on parcel or packed food.


My Dinner Chicken Noodles, Salad and Water.

I like the Water's name Dibba :), like Dimple says in Bobby.

The Shawshank Redemption

The Shawshank Redemption

Finally saw this epic, after a long search and hours of download.

This movie inspires you to live life, rather than stayin Alive.
One of the best i've seen.


Trivia :
In the 1994 Academy Awards the movie was nominated for seven awards (Best Picture, Best Actor–Morgan Freeman, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Cinematography, Best Editing, Best Original Score, and Best Sound) but failed to win a single one.

Trivia #2 : Nageesh Kuknoor' s " Teen Deewarein" is loosely based on the same movie.

LIVING IN BOLLYWOOD OUT OF FRESH AIR

http://cities.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=190084

Fun with Football Names

If you played football for Brazil, what would be your popular nickname? Find out from the Brazilian Football Name generator and also get an image of a t-shirt with your Brazilian football name.


My Brazilian name is Satundo :))
And I wear jersey number 10, watch me in today's match with Ghana :))

Link courtesy Chirayu.

Image(156).jpg

Image(156).jpg, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

Room Sweet Room

Not its not a cyclone or a Dust Storm, Its my humble room.

I've put it in my To Do list, I need to clean my room and make is neat n tidy :)
Any help is always welcome.

I shall post the Before and After pics :))

Mumbai is the world’s rudest city

Says Readers Digest

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/mmpaper.asp?sectid=2&articleid=620200622569796620200622560203

Well I beg to differ, Bombay can be harsh, Bombay can be Violent, Bombay has no time for Emotions and Haanji Haanji Suckup funda.
But Bombay is not rude, people will go out of the way to help people.
People don't say thank you, they smile and do it.

Haven't u learnt Actions speak louder than words.

Have you morons forgot July 26, where every jhoppatiwala to the industrialist came out to help.

Bombay has a heart and doesn't need any certificate from any chutball magazine which collects news and pastes on a text book.
Readers digest can go n fcuk itself, I'm canceling my subscription, I don't need some shady mag which wastes tons of paper sending stupid sweepstakes and Gold coin offers.

Whats your take guys/gals? Is Bombay really Rude No.1

Do Write in...

The Lungi print is a hit in the US

I always thought the firangs are not shuteyes, but this reinforced the faith in me about me.
The Lungi print is a hit in the US

If this continues Mallus and Madrasi will be wearing flower power Bermudas or G strings the ones you seen in Pondy Movies or strip bars.
Lungi is the only outfit which more cooler than Kelvintor.

Next in line in line the famous Ghat lined Jhangia, which Maharashtrians wear with pride.

We should save the lungi in the interest of South India and Middle East.

On a Tangent Note : Late 60's Shiv Sena had this slogan " Hatao Lungi, Bajao Pungi"..... What happened after the Lungi hatao attempt is for you to guess :))

More Gyan : South Indian Hero's not matter how complicated the action scene his lungi will never fall.

Iraqi Dinar - Tulip Mania or Big Opportunity??

The new Iraqi dinar, introduced in October, is now virtually worthless: It takes 1,460 dinars to equal $1, according to Bloomberg financial news service. (

But dinar trade is thriving on the Internet people,investors, Smugglers,expats, Sheiks, Students everyone is buying Iraqi dinars from USA to Pakistan, India, Egypt, Middle East and just about everywhere

The lure: Investors remember that the Kuwaiti dinar plunged to 10 cents after Iraq invaded Kuwait. It's worth $3.39 now.

The Iraqi dinar sold for as much as $3 before the first Gulf War. And Iraq sits on the world's second-largest oil reserves, an enormous asset and they say if it could so well under a Dictator Democracy would surely do better.

As for me personally I also bought a few Iraqi Dinars from the local Al Saad Exchange in Doha, Qatar.

Dekte hai :))

related: Check the latest exchange rates at USATODAY.com

Some people don't agree and think its is a high risk investment with a poor outlook.
http://www.xe.com/iqd.htm

Companies Report

Huge Database of Company reports 

  Click here (http://www.dreamgains.com/reports.html) 

 

courtesy Toughiee

 

Doing India Proud - The Great Khali

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalip_Singh

This is the Great khali( Dalip Singh) ....an indian who is rocking at WWF , undefeated so far, he knocked down Undertaker cold on Judgment day.

Height 7 feet 3 inches.

Crazy Video

http://www.desitrain.com/2006/06/12/a-west-jab-at-bollywood/

 

Desi train has this cool video of a Sidey firang mimicking Hindi Song ...

 

check it out .

 

 

My Lunch

Lunch, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

Arabic Pies - Zathar (herbs) , Labneh (cheese) , Sfiha (meat) and Mixed Herbs :))

Road Sign - Doha

Road Sign - Doha, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

Al Wakra Al Moumoura & Airport on D Ring road!

Argument - Road Rage

Argument - Road Rage, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

A filipino Cab driver fighting with an Indian Pickup driver who banged his car. The matter was sorted in a few hundred riyals.

Nice SMS

via CNB

 

Q: To which caste does Rahul Mahajan belong?

A : Cocainasht Brahmin

 

:))

Ekdum Dopedhichya!!

Biggest Double Loser!!

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/mmpaper.asp?sectid=2&articleid=612200607231561220060223750

I'm sure all you know and saw the Rakhi Sawant- Mika Puppy kissa!!

Both Rakhi & Mika have got the publicity that 100 PR agencies wouldn't provide.

The biggest loser and real victim in the issue is
Shezwood who is itembomb Rakhi's ‘rakhi’ brother and thanks to his Bhai- Bhen love incurred three stitches on his left eyebrow after being bashed up by Mika Bodyguard.


But it doesnt give sidey Mika the divine right to kiss anyone without permission on the otherhand what if some girl gives you signal to puppy and then u kiss her and she claims you molested here...

Either way men are fucked!!

Lonely Planet on Qatar :)

 

 

Qatar : A secret newly revealed to the outside world.

 

Doha

Around the Gulf, Doha has earned the unenviable reputation of being the dullest place on earth. You will be hard-pressed to find anyone who'll claim the place is exciting. That said, there's nothing wrong with Doha - you're unlikely to get shot or mugged or die from cholera.

The bay is pleasant and there are enough interesting sites around town to keep you occupied for a day or two. Doha is also the only place in Qatar with hotels (and an airport), so even if you're travelling around the country, you'll be stopping through here.

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/destinations/middle-east/qatar?att=44529

 

Strawberry Fanta

Image(132), originally uploaded by mzsatish.

Tastes just like the Gylcodyn Cough syrup!!

Not dat bad :))

Winds of Change!!

Apple Juice, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

I've decided to cut down on Coke & Pepsi, will be having more fruit juices like Schweppes Apple juices & Rani (Pineapple, Mango, Peach )

Healthy na :)

Riyals, Dinars, Dirhams, Rupees & Dollars

Riyals, Dinars, Dirhams, Rupees & Dollars, originally uploaded by mzsatish.

Pending task : I have to exchange them in Qatari Riyals.

Taxi No 9211

Finally saw this super cool smooth movie yesterday in spite of having it on my Laptop for a long time.
A movie about a Crazy Taxi Driver and Amir Baap ka bhigda hua Beta, shot entirely in the city of Bombay.
Great performance by Nana, John was decent, Sonali Kulkarni looking bit raunchy and Sameera Reddy totally wasted.

Great music by Pentagram Vishal - Shekar.

My points 3.9/5

OATN : I saw Dharampaaji at Bombay Airport which checking in, he was like as filmy and down to earth waving at all who said hi and waved at him. Many construction workers heading to gulf to work in tough conditions did have a smile on their faces for a while, and yes I also felt happy that he waved at me
We are one united Filmy nation :)

Back in Al Doha.

  

Just landed in Doha, State of Qatar. Land of LNG, Black Gold and Asian Games 2006

Summer has began its really hot, Temperature around 45 degrees.

Its Hot and Water spray in the Loo hits you really hard like a steam jet.

Spent 30 mins trying to change USD into Qatari riyals.... I have like the world bank in my pocket with some Dollars, Kuwaiti dinars, UAE Dirhams, Indian Rupees, Qatari Riyals.. Will sort out all the mess later today :))

 

If you know any friends in Doha, lemme know shall say Hello to them :))

 

Have work now, more gyan laters..

Shukran!!

Wah Mera India!!

 

Fardeen Khan buys 9 gms dope.

Arrested, Charged in 2001, Lagaoing Court ka Chakkar and now may face 5-10 yrs prison

 

Rahul Mahajan snort Dope n Champagne, Bibek dead, Rahul passes out, 3 suppliers/friends run all over the country, Cops & Media discover vital clues.

Rahul not charged, Admitted to Apollo, Medical report fudged, no dope all clean.

 

Fardeen & Rahul just trying to get high, The laws need to changed. 

 

I personally think that if Sadhus & Gurus in the name of penance and dharma can dope tons of Charas & Ganja and not be troubled then other citizens of my Great India snorting a few gms should be also get same respect.

 

Trivia -Its said only Bholenath could eat the Datura Seeds & I have respect for Lord Shiva coz he was cool and he can't be wrong!!!

 

Chris Rock - Never Scared - HBO

   Last Night I saw the most fcuking hilarious piece of Shit in Stand Up comedy. Chris Rock is God Maaan, Maan wid balls of steel to take on the President & USA!!

 

Totally awesome piece of shit... Do fcukig watch it if you get your hands on it!!

 

 

p.s its Fcuking!!

 

Black Friday

Saw Black Friday', Anurag Kashyap's hard hit hitting movie based on the 1993 Bombay bomb blasts.

Watching the movie does give you a strong recall on the events that took place on 12th March 1993.

Really devastating & strong movie.
The movie is not yet officially released and had a stay order from the court.

MotorCycle Diaries

Finally saw the movie, This is a movie about a motorcycle road trip Che Guevara went on with his friend Alberto granite in his youth across South America. A journey that showed him his life's calling and changed him into a revolutionary that we know of him today.

Its a Spanish Movie with English subtitles.

I found many parallels between Swedes and motorcycle Diaries, this is a movie that hits you like Swedes about abject injustice and inequality.

On a tangent Nora we guys ourselves had done a Road Trip across North India in 2001 coz we believed in one great saying of Bapu "If you want to discover the real India go to its villages, that's where the beauty and soul lies"

Indian Autorickshaw Challenge

Be part of history and don’t miss the birth of a new motorsport. The Indian Autorickshaw Challenge is a 1000 km (590 miles) rally through the most scenic roads of South India in a three wheel motorized vehicle. The race is open to everyone regardless of experience, nationality, and age. Rickshaws will be provided by the organizers. You’ll have 2 days to prep your vehicle before the start.
Check out the cool site www.indianarc.com

We should send some Mad MAx Rickshawallahs from Bombay too.
I personally might even give it a try :))

Nice one by Cyrus

Cyrus Broacha says "Dhokla khao, Fanaa Ho Jao"