Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Speeding Sumo runs over 5 men, kills 2

Speeding Sumo runs over 5 men, kills 2

I wonder when the Cops will get some sense they are hunting for the guy who mowed down the victims. But no one asks How the fuck did the Huts get on the Tulsi Pipe Road in the first place and What the fuck do the dwellers expect while sleeping on the pavement...Rain Dance with Bipasha Basu kya!!

This is what will happen now.
1. The guy will be caught after a month
2. He will pay 950 bucks fine and get bail.
3. The ShivSena, RPI & BJP will visit the family will give them Ration - Paani
4. They will Demand compensation in the Vidhan Sabha.
5. After 6 months of red tape and 10% bribe each dead member's family will get 1 lakh, injured Rs. 25,000
6. Sensing good opportunity thousands more will sleep in Tulsi Pipe road, Marine Drive, S.V Road, Carter Road.
7. There will always be hajjar drunk Sallu's on the mean roads of Bombay
and the story continues.....