15 Park Avenue - Most Bakwas Movie

If you want to torture yourself to death forget tik 20 or spare the Virar Train, watch this Maha shitty movie.

This is the maaa-baap of all depressing movies, even more depressing than the movies one was forced used to watch on DD on Sunday afternoons.. I wonder why so the called intellectual movies makers from Bengal make these Ultra slow movies where the camera moves slower than a snail...You can actually take a smoke and come back to find the same scene..

I watched this move at 11 pm at Fame Malad, utterly pakao, wannabe intellectual, accented English dialogs and wholesale depression.... A gory rape scene, one wrist slashing scene, one hot water self kill method, a epileptic fit with vomit, a peeing scene, a depressing sex scene,hallucination,Bush and Saddam,shikakhai, a shady love triangle between Shabana, kanwaljeet and the Doc, Waheeda rehman the depressed mother married twice, a scary bhikari, scariest of the lot konkana sen, I'm the intellect RAhul Bose, Lusty Shefali chaya....

The movie is a total hogwash.. the ending is the most chu@#$@#giri ending one could have.....

I think the director Aparna Sen wants to convey sublimely that hey you need to have an IQ of more 200 to understand the movie...

I guess I don't have the time to hallucinate and imagine what the protagonist achieved after torturing us and I still dunno what sadistic pleasure Bengali and Mallu directors get in portraying wholesale depression and seem to have taken the sole responsibility to marketing and glorifying poverty, depression and tragedy ... For god's sake we have 200 channels and 500 newspapers who are doing a good job in feeding us the crap.

Please in the name of Christ, Bhagwan, Allah or whatever imaginary friend you have don't watch this even if get a free ticket....

The reviews in the media have been good.. why?? simple reason they are all 'intelectuals'...they don't want to be seen as stupid if they dint chamkao what the movie is all about.

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh in short Daya!!!!

I would give 0/5!! who cares anyways :)