Bombay Jokes

Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast
bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.

Q : How do dogs in Dombivli   wag
their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space
to wag sideways.

Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its
neighbour?
A : I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local.