Perception & Reality in Bombay

 

Perception

Bhaiyas in Bombay reproduce remotely in UP 

Reality

Its all  about  loving your family.

 

 

Perception

Mallus hairdo is an oil slick

Reality

Mallus secretly pilfer oil from Gelf

 

Perception

Gaon aunties  take bath only once a week

 Reality

They play Rink football at Orlem every day

 

Perception

Taxi & Rickshaw driver getting fucked to due rise in Petrol Prices

Reality

They are fukcing the public by running on CNG.

 

Perception

Local Mochi's have deadly utility value

Reality

Mochis all around Bombay sell drugs and are never touched by BMC.

 

Perception

BEST A/c buses is a wonderful service to the public

Reality

BEST A/c buses provide wonderful service to noty couples seeking privacy at low cost.

 

Perception

Virar trains the fastest trains

Reality

The motorman is shit scared of the commuters

 

 

Perception

Do  Madrasis only sell Vada, Idlies, Coffee and Singhdana

Reality

They work in IDBI, ICICI, Cap Gemini,  Mantralaya after work they set up the stalls

 

Perception

Parsis  are a dying race.

Reality

They have relocated to Canada and US

 

Perception

People go for early morning jogs in Bombay

 Reality

They got to crap on the roads, railway lines and Sulabhs.

 

Perception

Gajkarn is a god

Reality

He is a crouch scratching Bhaiya

 

Perception

The Bhais of Nagpada are the most dangerous guys

Reality

The Koli Women of Versova are more dangerous

 

Perception

Shiv Udyog Sena generates employment for Son of soils.

Reality

Vichare Courier does it.

 

Perception

Sensex, some thing that Gujjus and Marwadi dalal's do to make their millions.

Reality

Something that scares rest of Saving A/c Indians.

 

Perception

The Dabbawallahs are the only ones with Six Sigma perfection.

Reality 

08:41 Churghgate Fast from Borivali  (return public who board from Malad)who every fucking day same train, same seats, same noise, same bhajan , same farson, same Manikchand, 99.999% accuracy every!!!

 

Perception

Gardullah's are charsis and big time dopers

Reality

They are Hippy's who have come to India for enteranl purification and meet Mahesh Yogi