when it rains in Bombay.........

Everyone flips trips gets nostalgic and romantic when it rains in Bombay, There are many things about the rains I jusss hate from my bottom of my your know what ......

when it rains in Bombay.........

1. You see more people shitting on the tracks.
2. Puddles larger than the size of moon craters are created.
3. the lifeline of Bombay ( the local trains) gets royally rogered over 5 million hapless souls are tortured big time.
4. your Vada PAv gets soggy, tastes yucky.......
5. The Bhaiyaas in the trains get another reason not to take bath.
6. The stench of shit, garbage and gutter hits you and chokes you before you say WTF
7. Sidey Rickshaw wallahs and Cab Drivers take you for royal rides and charge you inflated fares.
8. king circle, DAdar, Mahim, Parel become no go zones.
9. Marine Drive and Gateway can really dangerous and suck you in the Arabian sea.
10. Fist Fights and Nails fights in trains are replaced by Umbrella fights.
11. Slum dwellers are in shittin bricks mode... they dunno wots gonna get then first BMC or the Rains.
12. Whole Bombay gets into scratching mode coz of wearing undies that haven't dried proprahly .
13. Kingfisher makes way for Old Monk.
14. Rawas, Surmai, Bombil and Bhangda get hyper expensive people stick to masala papad.
15. Churchgate and VT station look like some rain dance club with a zillion wet bodies.
16. Jaundice, Malaria and infinite other illness attack you.
17. Bus rides are torturous and can take hours
18. Rain drops hit you like bullets when you hang out of trains.
19. Accidentally you will slip, trip and chance marao people at stations, roads, and puddles
20. hundreds who fall in gutters and manholes are later fished out of Worli sea face.
21. Aksa and MAdh Island get undue publicity.
22. You get fed up with people who come and tell you "chal Bushy Dam Jaate hai"

The list is endless... If you also wanna add stuff please feel free add it in the comments sections

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