Kaal is Fcukall!!!

Orbit National Park, Tigers, Owls, Langoors, Scorpions, bats...... and of course 2 bimbo wid their heroes...

 

makes sense.. don't worry, Even after watching the whole movie you'll say WTF!!!

 

Here's da plot...

This is about project tiger ..... saving the wild beasts in the Corbett (orbit) national park.....the jungle is haunted and lotsa researchers and tourist are killed in mysterious circumstances....

2 baba- baby jodis and 2 morons visit the national for their own trip where they encounter death and suspense and some wild animals...

 

The movie typical of any dharma productions creates hype, gets people to da theatres and fool them big time....

 

the start and the end of the movie has an item number .... first by SRK- Malaika jodi and then by the 2 baba-bay jodis....

 

lara dutta and eesha deol are in the whole movie as if they are on MTV grind, I guess no one told them about the macchars and leeches in the jungle. Vivek Oberoi still in the halo that he can bash up Sallu, carries that in the movie I can bash anyone up... John Abraham has done a bit decent role no major dialogs rendered and made decent use of the Sony Viao in the movie...

Ajay Devgan still needs to clean his cigarette stains, I thought after Gangajal he would have cleaned , but then he is filmy kuch b kar sakta hai....

 

Overall its an ok movie I give it 5/10 for the sound effects and no songs and ok level of suspense..