tnx u Virar

I've always enjoyed traveling the Virar train... not because of the crowd or the sweat... juss because of the sheer energy levels, the passion, the camaraderie, the fun, the chutiyagiri, the housie games, the bhajan mandali, the dal vada's at Borivali station, the howling of ganpati bappa moraya at Kandivali or shouting jai jai jaiajai aji baaaanraaaaaaaaaaaaaang ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllli ki jai when the train crosses malad on both up n down sides.........

 

Now that I've moved to Borivali a place where I've always lived since childhood... a station where morons from as far as goregaon and malad come return to fuck our happiness even more in First Class.......

I hate standing even after paying so much for my First class pass.... dull public, noisy and fatty gujjus n marwardis.... quiet maharastrians,  zero maggies and goans, mallus n madrasis virtually absent....who dont do anyting but are fit epitomes of "Chodna kam Chilllana Jyada"

I so much miss the time pass of a Virar Train....

 

While travelling in the 09:24 Fast ......There was this crazy looking Guju guy ... hanging out of the train.... he was wearing some funny looking matching clothes which only a gujju from Jambli gully, Borivali  could dream of wearing... he is well oiled gelled and hanging , ye lay left right and doing a trapeze hanging out on the pole  ... scaring n bringing balls to freeze for a spilt second... repeating it a few moments later... touching the poles nearby.... spitting manichchand ... abusing the slum dwellers and the guys shitting below... ... junta in the train telling him .. andar aaja gandoo mar jayega...  cool guju Guju's motto .. Life mein kya hai Enjaai!!

 

As he is doing this trapeze act of his.... one smarty from Virar train travelling parallel, slaps him big time. one tight one.......fucker is chupp!!

 

silence........

 

Thank you Virar, you have not let me down.