Chor :
For U : Some one who robs and pickpockets
For Tribe M : Something what we eat every afternoon and night
Blade Business :
For U : some thing what you use to shave and trim
For Tribe M :an organized group of local residents who lend money at usurious interest rates and use strong-arm tactics to recover the loan from defaulters.
Ummah :
For U : the Moslem Brotherhood
For tribe M : its a kiss.. puppy!!
Pota :
For U : Prevention of Terrorist Activities
For Tribe M : a funny looking dried thing used for scrubbing dirty bodies
Disco Chain :
For U : Show off!!
For Tribe M : Poor Fella!!
Jetty :
For U : a place where boats and ships hang out
For Tribe M : Underwear!!!
Visa :
For U : A gateway to a better life
For Tribe M : a birthRIGHT
Broker:
For U : Share Dalal, Estate Agent
For Tribe M : A man who fixes marriages and usually take a 10% cut on the Dowry received.
Banana Chips :
For U : Funny yellow colored banana slices cooked in coconut oil
For Tribe M : Chakna wid Daru
75%
For U : Distinction
For Tribe M : enough reason to have Tik 20 or jump in da well
Sabarimala
For U : funny people wearing black coloured clothes and walking bare feet
For Tribe M : Our annual Woodstock!!
Bit :
For U : a lil
For Tribe M : a 5 min sleaze soft porn shown between Films in Shady Theatres
There are zillion more... damn zzzz now........
Feel free to add them on da kommend lizt :))
Hahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteDis one rocks man!!!!
Since u r the only mallu i know... and fortunately or unfortunately u r not a typical one :)
Cheerz,
PP.
Hi,
ReplyDeleteI have no clue as to how i landed up here, but I had fun reading your posts and I am almost choking, thanks to the severe bouts of nostalgia you have evoked. A hard core mumbaiyiite, i have shifted base to Delhi a month ago.
sniff*
okies. please to be writing about how my precious local trains are doing and how crowded the dadar bridge is and you missed out on the cadell road ka irani restaurant and you have to mention the bun maskha wallas outside churchgate station and oh, i like the rains in mumbai, your 10 reasons not withstanding and and and bas.
blog on.
cheers~
toinks
oye toinks...
ReplyDeletetoink toink!! I like dat...
lemme try to tackle it one by one..
1. u r a hardcore mumbaiyite ( bombayites sounddz better minus the hardcore part :)
2. Cadell Road ..yes i think i forgot it :)) will add dat too
3. Dadar bridge is one big wet orgy now.
4. I also like da rains just that I have my 10 reasons not to love it too :))
till then toink toink!!
Preity : Malluz always rocked...majority are rocking the arabs as we speak :))
Toinks. I like it too. Dats why I use it neh? Anything only. Mumbaikar sounds better wot? Though, Bombayiite it is :)
ReplyDeletecheers~
i feel real glad that i hit ur blog.i think illmake it a routine to keep visiting ur blog.
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